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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems...

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""''Work less..sleep more..live longer!.....

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""""I wish people looked like their personalities......

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""Don't hurt someone who is special in your life......."

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""People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday......

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"The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)

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""I’m shy at first,
but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.......

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I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition

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I am suffering from acute love deficiency .

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Winter is useless for singles

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Sometimes it's okay to be not okay

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Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me

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My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

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Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guys.

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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

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We have a history together ……and English and French also

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